Anyone Remember "Ace Ventura?"
Probably not is the answer for most, how about the show "In Living Color", probably another no. Let's see:
Liar Liar
Dumb and Dumber
Drunk History Christmas
Yes Man
Any of these ring a bell? Probably not as well. These were movies starred in by a colossal clown known as Jim Carrey. For decades Jim Carrey has tried to find talent post a short-running comedy show which was a poor mans Saturday Night Live. Why is this relevant? Because little old Jimbo can't seem to find relevance in the world. He hasn't done anything that could be regarded as a "success" in years and the media spotlight has all but faded from him. Jimbos response, let's mock a classic actor, Charlton Heston, and attempt to enter the "gun" debate. Though it isn't much of a debate with Jimbo. He doesn't really make any points that are logical, or even emotional, more so just spews mocking, kindergarten-esque non-sense from the bleachers. It is a little like watching kids argue over who spilled the soda "it wasn't me, it's Mr. Poopy-Face". These are the types of arguments one can receive from a person like Jimbo.
If fact, let's quote of few of the gems Jimbo has given us:
In my opinion Fux News is a last resort for kinda-sorta-almost-journalists whose options have been severely limited by their extreme and intolerant views; a media colostomy bag that has begun to burst at the seams and should be emptied before it becomes a public health issue
these bullies and Fux News will be remembered as nothing more than a giant culture fart that no amount of Garlique could cure
MY BODY GAURD DOESN'T HAVE A GUN THT SHOOTS A HUNDRED ROUNDS because we're REASONABLE PEOPLE! HATE HEARS WHT IT WANTS 2 HEAR! 3^|
Poor Jimbo has entered the fray now taking on the NRA, I suppose, although he is attacking the 2nd Amendement so for the life of me I can't see why the ACLU (American Civil Liberties Union) isn't involved here - guess the 2nd Amendement isn't a right in their eyes. Anyway, Jimbo enters the gun debate with little to no 'ammunition'. My assumption, from his tirade of dumb, is that he has never owned a gun or seen a gun outside of a low-budget rent-a-film he has sadly made.
Jimbo's greatest claim is marrying Jenny McCarthy, at least she made some sort of play on their Autistic son to better the life of folks with Autism - even though she attempted to rail against vaccination which has absolutely 100% zero scientific tie to autism.
So Jimbo sits now trying to find friends in the uber-liberal media to back his goofy haphazard attack on "conservatives", though I doubt he could define what a 'conservative' is without degrading the description to a 4th grade rhetoric. We should feel bad for Jimbo, he really has nothing to look forward to...well...I guess he could be really excited about his epic upcoming film "Dumb & Dumber to"..what a winner. Jenny M - you might want to consider forgetting this Chapter in your biography.
Liar Liar
Dumb and Dumber
Drunk History Christmas
Yes Man
Any of these ring a bell? Probably not as well. These were movies starred in by a colossal clown known as Jim Carrey. For decades Jim Carrey has tried to find talent post a short-running comedy show which was a poor mans Saturday Night Live. Why is this relevant? Because little old Jimbo can't seem to find relevance in the world. He hasn't done anything that could be regarded as a "success" in years and the media spotlight has all but faded from him. Jimbos response, let's mock a classic actor, Charlton Heston, and attempt to enter the "gun" debate. Though it isn't much of a debate with Jimbo. He doesn't really make any points that are logical, or even emotional, more so just spews mocking, kindergarten-esque non-sense from the bleachers. It is a little like watching kids argue over who spilled the soda "it wasn't me, it's Mr. Poopy-Face". These are the types of arguments one can receive from a person like Jimbo.
If fact, let's quote of few of the gems Jimbo has given us:
In my opinion Fux News is a last resort for kinda-sorta-almost-journalists whose options have been severely limited by their extreme and intolerant views; a media colostomy bag that has begun to burst at the seams and should be emptied before it becomes a public health issue
these bullies and Fux News will be remembered as nothing more than a giant culture fart that no amount of Garlique could cure
MY BODY GAURD DOESN'T HAVE A GUN THT SHOOTS A HUNDRED ROUNDS because we're REASONABLE PEOPLE! HATE HEARS WHT IT WANTS 2 HEAR! 3^|
Poor Jimbo has entered the fray now taking on the NRA, I suppose, although he is attacking the 2nd Amendement so for the life of me I can't see why the ACLU (American Civil Liberties Union) isn't involved here - guess the 2nd Amendement isn't a right in their eyes. Anyway, Jimbo enters the gun debate with little to no 'ammunition'. My assumption, from his tirade of dumb, is that he has never owned a gun or seen a gun outside of a low-budget rent-a-film he has sadly made.
Jimbo's greatest claim is marrying Jenny McCarthy, at least she made some sort of play on their Autistic son to better the life of folks with Autism - even though she attempted to rail against vaccination which has absolutely 100% zero scientific tie to autism.
So Jimbo sits now trying to find friends in the uber-liberal media to back his goofy haphazard attack on "conservatives", though I doubt he could define what a 'conservative' is without degrading the description to a 4th grade rhetoric. We should feel bad for Jimbo, he really has nothing to look forward to...well...I guess he could be really excited about his epic upcoming film "Dumb & Dumber to"..what a winner. Jenny M - you might want to consider forgetting this Chapter in your biography.
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