Tiger Woods

Honestly, who gives a crap about this? Remove his name from this story and let me know if you stop the air waves to hear about this:


DETROIT, Michigan - Last night Mr. Jones wrecked his Cadillac in a tree 20 feet from his driveway. The Police investigating the accident could not get an immediate response from Mr. Jones but did speak with his wife who said it was simply an 'accident'.

(Update 1) DETROIT, Michigan - Mr. Jones, involved in last weeks accident, has been rumored to have been having an affair and it was the recognition of this affair that allegedly caused his wife to chase him a golf club, causing his crash.

(Update 2) DETROIT, Michigan - Mr. Jones has made a statement today stating that he was at fault for his accident and there was no domestic violence issue.

(Update 3) DETROIT, Michigan - Mr. Jones, involved in last months accident, has allegedly had multiple affairs over the last three years. The affairs range from the average woman all the way up to 'porn stars'. Mr. Jones wife has had no comment and has left briefly with their son.



OK, was that worthy of all your attention....NOPE.

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