Here is a quick jab at what I've learned by watching Political Parties in the US: DNC First: 1) Criminals have rights, just because you voided the contractual bind of Citizen to Government, doesn't mean the Government doesn't still owe you something. 2) Rich people are really bad, and they aren't the ones you follow on Twitter..or that guy that designed your iPhone, or the founder of Starbucks, Honda, Porsche, Mercedes, guy who invented your LCD TV or your sub-zero fridge, no the rich are a group of 65 year old white Catholic Males that hate everyone. They all make about $20,000 in taxable income, the rest they hide in accounts somewhere outside the grasp of mankind. 3) Every single person on welfare is really, really trying hard to get by. I mean these folks are running down job offers constantly but can't catch a break. And, when they do find a job, they're working like 75 hours a week and they are always fired because of their race, gender, or who the...