What I've learned from Political Parties in the US.
Here is a quick jab at what I've learned by watching Political Parties in the US:
DNC First:
1) Criminals have rights, just because you voided the contractual bind of Citizen to Government, doesn't mean the Government doesn't still owe you something.
2) Rich people are really bad, and they aren't the ones you follow on Twitter..or that guy that designed your iPhone, or the founder of Starbucks, Honda, Porsche, Mercedes, guy who invented your LCD TV or your sub-zero fridge, no the rich are a group of 65 year old white Catholic Males that hate everyone. They all make about $20,000 in taxable income, the rest they hide in accounts somewhere outside the grasp of mankind.
3) Every single person on welfare is really, really trying hard to get by. I mean these folks are running down job offers constantly but can't catch a break. And, when they do find a job, they're working like 75 hours a week and they are always fired because of their race, gender, or who they like to bang - never does it have a damn thing to do with performance, because by far, they are the hardest workers.
4) No culture really dislikes "America" in any way, it is just that we keep intervening in their day-to-day slaughter of their citizens. If we'd just look away, they could kill all the bad people in their country and we could all go for a picnic.
5) There was no such thing as climate change until about 1895, you know, when we started keeping records. I mean seriously, it isn't as if we're spinning around on molten rock.
6) God doesn't exist, please, I mean Aliens totally plausible, God..no way.
7) Carbon Dating is a FACT. Just because it makes the assumption of a known static carbon base for 'all time' means nothing. And it is Scientific for crying out loud. And Science is never wrong, oh accept for that splitting the atom thing and some non-sense about a sound barrier.
8) All Republicans are White Men and completely afraid of gay people, or women, or blacks. Any black person or woman that claims to be Republican is obviously brian washed.
9) White men our a Majority.
10) You really don't have to lower your spending in anyway, just find more people to give you cash. Even if the Country you go to you constantly rake over the coals for human rights, pollution, etc, come on you need money.
RNC Second:
1) Every single Democrat hates the Bill of Rights.
2) All Democrats are dumb, they just don't get it. They run around all day drinking lattes and blogging.
3) War is a necessity, you can't have stability here without conflict there. Only by attacking before we see a true aggressor can we be safe.
4) The Dept of Defense can never have enough money and at no point can any single dollar of it be cut without basically Carriers rusting away, troops dying because they're out of bullets and planes falling out of the sky.
6) Republicans have been great stewards of wealth.
7) They never tried to hammer Bill Gates for being a Capitalist Pig
8) The Housing Crisis was all those minorities faults.
9) America is always the biggest bad ass in the room.
10) Everyone wants to be American!
DNC First:
1) Criminals have rights, just because you voided the contractual bind of Citizen to Government, doesn't mean the Government doesn't still owe you something.
2) Rich people are really bad, and they aren't the ones you follow on Twitter..or that guy that designed your iPhone, or the founder of Starbucks, Honda, Porsche, Mercedes, guy who invented your LCD TV or your sub-zero fridge, no the rich are a group of 65 year old white Catholic Males that hate everyone. They all make about $20,000 in taxable income, the rest they hide in accounts somewhere outside the grasp of mankind.
3) Every single person on welfare is really, really trying hard to get by. I mean these folks are running down job offers constantly but can't catch a break. And, when they do find a job, they're working like 75 hours a week and they are always fired because of their race, gender, or who they like to bang - never does it have a damn thing to do with performance, because by far, they are the hardest workers.
4) No culture really dislikes "America" in any way, it is just that we keep intervening in their day-to-day slaughter of their citizens. If we'd just look away, they could kill all the bad people in their country and we could all go for a picnic.
5) There was no such thing as climate change until about 1895, you know, when we started keeping records. I mean seriously, it isn't as if we're spinning around on molten rock.
6) God doesn't exist, please, I mean Aliens totally plausible, God..no way.
7) Carbon Dating is a FACT. Just because it makes the assumption of a known static carbon base for 'all time' means nothing. And it is Scientific for crying out loud. And Science is never wrong, oh accept for that splitting the atom thing and some non-sense about a sound barrier.
8) All Republicans are White Men and completely afraid of gay people, or women, or blacks. Any black person or woman that claims to be Republican is obviously brian washed.
9) White men our a Majority.
10) You really don't have to lower your spending in anyway, just find more people to give you cash. Even if the Country you go to you constantly rake over the coals for human rights, pollution, etc, come on you need money.
RNC Second:
1) Every single Democrat hates the Bill of Rights.
2) All Democrats are dumb, they just don't get it. They run around all day drinking lattes and blogging.
3) War is a necessity, you can't have stability here without conflict there. Only by attacking before we see a true aggressor can we be safe.
4) The Dept of Defense can never have enough money and at no point can any single dollar of it be cut without basically Carriers rusting away, troops dying because they're out of bullets and planes falling out of the sky.
6) Republicans have been great stewards of wealth.
7) They never tried to hammer Bill Gates for being a Capitalist Pig
8) The Housing Crisis was all those minorities faults.
9) America is always the biggest bad ass in the room.
10) Everyone wants to be American!
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